Pro panda for president

1.What is your current guild and what were your past guilds? How did youcontribute to that guild and what kind of raiding experience did youhave with those guilds?

Im in some noob guild right now whos got this fail rogue. I contribute by bringing my fatass to raid every night except on nights i decide to go out to eat cause we all know food >>>> raid/purple loot

2. Are you able to raid 8:30pm-12AM server time Sunday-Thursday? meeehh beeh, you brining food?

3. Can you handle wiping on new content for hours upon hours several nights of the week? Sure just give me some repair bill money

4.Are you prepared to farm flasks, pots, oils and anything else that'llhelp increase your character's raid performance? This also includeshaving all your proper enchants/gems necessary on your gear.

No but I am prepared to bring a bowl of ice cream to every raid. Would i share? you bet your ass i wont.

5. What is your spec? Would you be willing to respec to perform a role in a raid that we need you to?

The only spec there is: pro spec

6. Give us your armory link please.

Burn

7. Do you have Ventrilo and a working microphone?

No i ate it.

8. Is your internet connection reliable?

Better than a guy name sagitarrius

9. How old are you? We look for people over the age of 17 when recruiting, though exceptions will sometimes be made.

Olddd enough

9b. If you're under 17 please give us a few reasons why we should make an exception for you.

Cause we all know lovehandles likes child pornography

10. Tell us somethings about yourself(Make us want to recruit you)in less than 15 words.

I like to eat and eat some more. Ill be sure to afk alot in raid to go eat and then expect all purple loot to go to me. Im just that pro. THis is also over 15 words. HA

my internet connection is gud!

mehh be, but love's space bar isnt

You know, I think you're just what the guild was missing!

I forgot to mention I am pro at missing raids to go out and log on late to kill the big bosses.

Oops i gotta go poop